Bachelor

Bachelorette week 1 recap: Introducing, Ms. Young

This is week 1 of Michelle’s “journey” and she’s already shaping up to be one of our best Bachelorettes yet. She’s smart, beautiful, and has the best set of men in at least 3 seasons

Bachelorette week 9 recap: weaponized insecurity

his is week 9 of Katie’s “journey” and it’s finally time for Greg to expose himself for the petulant child he’s hinted at all season. Men like that weaponize their insecurity when they don’t receive what they want, and I’ve never felt more vindicated in my assessment of him than this blowup.

Bachelorette week 7 recap: “you remind me of my mom”

They were in a full spooning position and had just talked about “humping,” so this might’ve been the creepiest thing he could’ve said. Maybe “I have a bunch of your hair in my suitcase” would’ve been worse, but I’m not positive.

Bachelorette week 4 recap: Justice for Thomas

As you may remember from last week’s episode, Katie’s contestants came together as a unit to oust Karl from the show. I previously hailed this decision as a success because I’m a sucker for collective bargaining. But, like men always do, the fellas let me down quickly.