Bachelorette week 1 recap: Introducing, Ms. Young
This is week 1 of Michelle’s “journey” and she’s already shaping up to be one of our best Bachelorettes yet. She’s smart, beautiful, and has the best set of men in at least 3 seasons
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Bachelorette week 10 recap: that’s a wrap
Bachelorette week 10 recap where we see Katie’s begrudging engagement, Tayshia’s showstopping suit and Greg’s rightful grilling
Bachelorette week 9 recap: weaponized insecurity
his is week 9 of Katie’s “journey” and it’s finally time for Greg to expose himself for the petulant child he’s hinted at all season. Men like that weaponize their insecurity when they don’t receive what they want, and I’ve never felt more vindicated in my assessment of him than this blowup.
Bachelorette Men Tell All recap: the bottle episode
The Men Tell All episode of Katie’s season was the perfect distillation of the entire season so far…for better or for worse
Bachelorette week 7 recap: “you remind me of my mom”
They were in a full spooning position and had just talked about “humping,” so this might’ve been the creepiest thing he could’ve said. Maybe “I have a bunch of your hair in my suitcase” would’ve been worse, but I’m not positive.
Bachelorette week 6 recap: Katie’s fashion week
Katie puts on yet another fashion workshop for men who don’t deserve her. Find out how in the Mouth’s Bachelorette week 6 recap
Bachelorette week 5 recap: back to basics
Welcome back to Mouthful of teeth’s weekly Bachelorette recap where I’ll break down all the heartbreak, bad feminism, and television gimmicks on Katie Thurston’s search for love. This is week 5 of Katie’s “journey” and… Read More »Bachelorette week 5 recap: back to basics
Bachelorette week 4 recap: Justice for Thomas
As you may remember from last week’s episode, Katie’s contestants came together as a unit to oust Karl from the show. I previously hailed this decision as a success because I’m a sucker for collective bargaining. But, like men always do, the fellas let me down quickly.
Bachelorette Week 3 Recap: The Men have Unionized
Bachelorette recap: on week 3 of Katie’s “journey” and there’s an exciting new development in the house: the men have unionized
Men’s Fashion Guide for the Bachelorette
Men’s fashion on the Bachelorette is appalling. So, from day dates to cocktail parties, here’s your guide to dress to impress your lead.