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Cruella: the de Vil Wears Prada

No one was asking for Cruella’s backstory. Nobody that is, but queer men, and the best way to pander to us? Recreate the Devil Wears Prada

The teeth are back and mad at the Oscars

Welcome back to Mouthful of teeth where, after a brief hiatus, I will be upset at the way the Oscars screwed up once again and happy with the way terrible people are getting what’s coming to them.

The correct choices for every Oscar Award

This almost certainly won’t match up with who the Academy will choose, but I digress. While they may not be the right choices, they are the correct ones.

The winners and losers of the 63rd Annual Grammy Awards

The Grammys — and awards shows in general — nearly always misunderstand what their audience wants to see. If it’s the Oscars, the audience wants to see more of the awards, but the Grammys finally figured out they never pick the best winner, so they might as well present as few awards as possible and focus on the music